Meet Eeffoc. Alien. Recently liquid. Drives a Maybach he definitely paid for in cash. This is his coin. We just hold the bags.

Eeffoc landed in 2023 with nothing but a rasta beanie and a dream.
Nobody knows how. Some say he sniped a presale. Some say insider trading. Eeffoc says 'no comment.'
First purchase. Cash. Drove off the lot blasting Bob Marley. The dealership has not recovered.
numbers eeffoc made up on the way to the dealership
0xEEFF0C4LARP69420ALIENMAYBACHxBAGSxxxxxEeffoc didn't get a Maybach by reading whitepapers.